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Parents: Don't forget to make us proud

Friends: Don't forget to socialize

Teachers: Don't forget to get A's

Strangers: Don't forget to blend in

Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good

Society: Don't forget to be perfect

Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today

Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

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blueinkalchemy:

silentyetfriendly:

My role model.

Her face in that 4th gif.

You go, girl. You kick everyone's ass.

This is a golden moment in cinema.

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higgins34:

higgins34:

SOMEBODY TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOOOOOOooooove.

Freddy Meowcury is always good for a laugh.

I miss Redd Foxx

Officer Swanhauser: Was the suspect colored?

Fred Sanford: Yeah, white.

Jaki Griot - jakigriot.com: Get your shit together

Jaki Griot - jakigriot.com: Get your shit together:

jakigriot:

Once in middle school my white friend's dad started crying and apologized to me because his family had slaves. Big ass sobbing man. I'm sure it was very cleansing to get that off his chest but it was BALLZ AWKWARD for me. Especially since this isn't about a dialogue. It's about his feelings once…

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Nobody will ever be more disappointed with humans than Louis CK

This is why I love this man.

"It's your shitty kid," has become an in-joke with The Husband and I. This bit is brilliant.

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gotodead:

higgins34:

writingronin:

Donald Glover talking about the comments he received during his campaign to be the next Spider-Man (x)

"I was talking about it with Dan Eckman, who directed my Bonfire video. Can you imagine that trailer? That would be dope. Like it makes sense… a poor black kid in Queens. Like it just fits."

The biggest crime the Amazing Spider-Man made was NOT making Donald Glover Spider-Man. I would have LOVED to watch this guy as Peter Parker.

If you are racist, you need to turn in your nerd card. How in the hell can you be a nerd and skip over every anti-racist allegory that there is in sci-fi/fantasy.

Always reblog. Always call out racists.

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ohshititsar:

senor-bizarro:

crimson-firecat:

naamahdarling:

painkillerscoffeeandcathair:

tundrakatiebean:

exquisitedialectics:

fazstreetart:

Commentary.

In February, I posted two pieces in Bed-Stuy on Tompkins and Halsey. These two pieces got the most attention of any pieces I've put up so far. Within a few days, someone had written his response to the work directly onto the posters. From there, a woman wrote a response to him. And it went on and, on with different hand-written comments creating this kind of interesting discussion. The pieces remained up until a week or so ago, when the phallic image was drawn. That's when I decided to try to take them down.

The "Stop Telling Women to Smile" piece remained in tact enough for me to include it in the exhibition. I thought it was important to present in the show, so that people could view these written reactions.

I love when assertive women scare men to such an extent that they have to resort to infantile shit like this.

They think it will shut women up, but it really just fuels everything further, I hope they know that.

The "devolution" of the poster is more interesting to me than the originals, which I've reblogged before.

The fact that a man decided to comment on the poster physically, and was the first to do so, says a lot. Whenever women defend ourselves we get these counter arguments. We get people in general, and not just men, trying to cut down our personal initiatives. And when women, like on the poster, attempt to hold a real discussion we get the brunt of the "dick solution" where we are told that we hate men, we haven't had a "dick that was good" or we get a penis drawn on the poster meant to make a social commentary about our "place."

I've reblogged the individual posters before because I understand them as a victim of the suggestions. But I'm reblogging them now to show the attempt to keep women in their societal place in our culture.

An excellent example of men not getting the point about street harassment.

"You find our unwanted projections of our opinions of you to be bothersome? Well … well … well … DICKS, THAT'S WHAT! DICKS!!!"

Serious grade-schooler shit here. Grow the fuck up.

Sighs.

I'm kind of embarrassed by this as a guy. Although I do know we tend to put an undue amount of emphasis on our genitals as the solution to all of life's problems. Being ornery? RIDE MY DICK! Lesbian? RIDE MY DICK! Depressed? RIDE MY DICK! Just got fired? RIDE MY DICK! *sigh*

And emphasis mine.

Yeahhh, this is a good example of why feminism still needs to be a thing.

reference for writers: alcoholic beverage breakdown

reference for writers: alcoholic beverage breakdown:

referenceforwriters:

euclase:

I had a disturbing exchange with a high school-aged person today that prompted this…

Beer, wine, mead, and cider are fermented beverages.

Mead is made from honey.

Cider is made from apples.

Beer is made from grains.

Beer tastes like beer because they flavor it with hops.

They used to flavor beer with dandelions.

Ain't that cute?

All beer is either ale or lager.

Ale is fermented at room temperature.

Lager is brewed and store cold.

Barleywine, bitter, porter, and stout are ales.

Pilsner and bock are lagers.

Most of the crap people drink in America is pale lager.

Mosft of the crap people drink in Ireland is dry stout.

Butterbeer isn't real.

(Except actually I think it is, and I heard it tastes like cream soda)

Miruvor isn't real, either, but it probably would taste like squash.

Ent-draught isn't real, either, but shit, it would be awesome if it were.

Wine is made from fermented fruit juice, usually grapes.

Red wine is made from red grapes.

White wine is made from green grapes.

The name of the grape is the name of the wine (Chardonnay, Pinot Noir, Cabernet Sauvignon, and Merlot are all varieties of grape)

Unless you live in France.

In which case, the name of the place supersedes the name of the grape.

(for example: Burgundies are made in Burgundy, France, but Burgundy wine can be Pinot Noir or Chardonnay)

Champagne is any sparkling white wine.

However, Champagne can also be wine that comes from Champagne, France.

Drink red wine with beef. Drink white wine with fish.

Act like it tastes good.

Keep a Diet Coke in your bag for later.

You'll be fine.

Brandy is distilled wine.

Cognac is brandy aged in oak barrels.

Don't fuck around with the French about their cognac.

Fortified wine is wine with added alcohol.

Sherry is fortified white wine made in Spain.

Port is fortified red wine made in Portugal.

Vermouth is fortified white wine plus grape spirits.

Sweet vermouth has added sugar.

Dry vermouth has added spices like nutmeg.

Liquors are distilled spirits that contain ethanol.

Liqueurs are liquors that have sugar and flavors added.

Liquors can be made from grains, fruits, or vegetables.

Grain alcohol is liquor made from grains. Duh.

Gin, Vodka, and Whisky are grain alcohols.

Vodka is grain alcohol and water.

Be careful with vodka. Homemade vodka is poisonous.

Gin is (basically vodka) flavored with juniper berries.

Absinthe is (basically gin) flavored with anise.

Whisky is grain alcohol aged in wood barrels.

Malt whisky is made from barley.

Grain whisky is made from all the other grains.

Scotch is whisky made in Scotland.

Bourbon is Kentucky whisky mostly made from corn.

Don't fuck around with the Scottish.

Don't fuck around with people from Kentucky, either.

Tequila is liquor made from the blue agave plant.

Rum is liquor made from sugarcane.

Schnapps is liquor made from fruit "must" (smashed fruit that still contains seeds and skins).

American schnapps is grain alcohol mixed with fruit flavors and sugar syrup.

Drink apple schnapps only while playing Tekken 2.

Sake is rice wine that's brewed like beer. Or something.

Avoid these cocktails: Grog, Long Island Iced Tea, Manhattan, Dark and Stormy, Jack and Coke, Piña Colada, Scorpion. They contain huge amounts of alcohol and/or a huge number of calories. That Long Island Ice Tea is the worst motherfucker of the bunch. Just avoid them. Have a lemon drop martini instead.

Don't drink on an empty stomach or you'll puke.

Don't drink too fast or you'll puke.

Avoid Long Island Iced Teas. Like I said.

Don't drink and drive because you might kill my Mom. You fuckers.

If your friend has had too much to drink and needs to crash, make sure she's lying on her side so she doesn't choke on her own vomit.

Don't leave a drunk friend alone.

Passing out is a sign of being severely goddamn sick. If someone drinks and passes out? They are dying right now. Call 9-1-1.

If you are drunk, don't drink coffee or caffeine to get sober. Sip cold water and nibble some saltine crackers.

Don't be a fucking idiot. Don't smash my mailbox.

Now you know some stuff. Maybe.

♥

Alcohol is serious business, yo.

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(via Cute Overload :D)

manuxinhace: Fox News talks about working mothers' negative...

manuxinhace:

Fox News talks about working mothers' negative impact on their children. AKA "When Fox News gets so misogynistic that their own anchor is 1026% done with them." [x]

Oh, snap.

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higgins34:

Here is a bat. Wiggling its ears at you.

ZOMG BAT! I lurves bats! Batty bat bat!

Were you a fan of the series before you got involved? I love...

Were you a fan of the series before you got involved?

I love this man.

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On the list of things I promisedI would always reblog…

Pics 1, 5, and 7 are what I think of when I think of mac and cheese. I don't like the breaded and baked macs and cheese so much. Nothing beats elbow noodles or tiny shells in a simple thick, gooey cheese sauce.

God dammit Taylor stop reblogging porn I'm at WORK

Foodgasm.

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chrissipumpkin:

emmalooouise:

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pocketwatchesandtea:

Guys.
It happened.

what a time to be alive

impressive

Only listen to this with headphones.

Reblogged because I hate you. Not what you think…exactly.

The mashup you never knew you were waiting for.